"The Monkey army will hunt you down to bring you to the witch, if there's anything left to collect, where you'll be turned into one of the citizens of Oz. This have been often described as a fate worse than death by our visitors."
"What are the citizens of Oz like?"
"They're monsters. They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes."
"How many citizens are there?"
"More than all of humanity combined."
"What should I do if a citizen start approaching me?"
"Defend yourself, or run."
"How do I survive Oz?"
"Be smart."
"Is Oz the same place as that place in Wizard of Oz?"